Alice's Dead To Me List
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| List Entry | Reason Added | Votes | |
| 1 | god | Great idea, but he doesn't exist | 7.0000 |
| 2 | Adam Sandler | The most irritating, idiotic, humourless person on this planet. AIDS is funnier than him. | 1.6667 |
| 3 | McDonald's | Smells like cat piss, tastes even worse. | 10.0000 |
| 4 | Pixar | Whatever happened to hand-drawn cartoons? They had a soul. They meant something. They were cute and sweet. Go fuck yourself, Pixar. You're the cheap plastic imitation of old school cartoons. | 3.5000 |
| 5 | Toe socks | Feet are disguisting. Toes are absolutely sickening. So why, WHY would you go an accentuate your *toes*? | 9.0000 |
| 6 | Real fur | In this age of advanced technology that allows us to stay warm no matter what... Are we still vain and moronic enough to consider owning a scalp of an animal the sign of prestige? | 2.0000 |
| 7 | Bad grammar | If you cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're", you must be an imbecile. | 7.0000 |
| 8 | Licorice | Tastes absolutely awful, that is all | 10.0000 |
| 9 | Hip hop | "All dem bitches in da house shake 'ya ass!" It's like bad grammar, degradation of women and promotion of general stupidity rolled into one. | 9.3333 |
| 10 | Newlyweds | Africa is not a country. African is not a language. Fred Flinstrone is not a "historical character". A broken hot tub is not the end of the world. How can anyone be *that* stupid? Go fuck yourself, seriously | 10.0000 |
| 11 | Neighbours | It's just bad. Some of the worst acting, script writing and camera work I have ever seen. | 10.0000 |
| 12 | Jennifer Aniston | She is so... plain. Nothing about her acting or whatever, but "girls next door" should stay, you know, next door. | 10.0000 |
| 13 | Stalin | Not because he established a totalitarian government and killed many, many people, but because he destroyed what his predecessors worked so hard to construct | no votes |
| 14 | Sequels to Disney classics | "...and they lived happily ever after. No! Wait! They didn't! They had many more heartwarming adventures and hilarious mishaps! Also, we would like some more money because we're not *quite* rich enough." | 10.0000 |
| 15 | Bullshit art which gets sold for millions | That's not a masterpiece. You're just an idiot with your head in your sphincter who listens to everything doped-up media critics tell you | 4.0000 |
| 16 | The Matrix sequels | The wachowskis took a masterpiece and SHAT all over it. | 10.0000 |
| 17 | Garfield | Because it sold out a million times over. | 7.0000 |
| 18 | "New and Improved" and "Two for One" | If it's new, it's not improved. If you're getting two of something and paying for it, you're just buying two items, not getting one free. | 10.0000 |
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