James Harsha
SubStandard Human
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Stupid People
You are the reason the world sucks.
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VampireFreaks
Basically the lamest-ass website ever. It's like being a loser... but on a website devoted to gothic vampire lovers. Just... it fucking sucks. Prepare to be assimilated o.O
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High School
Because graduation finally happened and I now have no reason to step foot in the damn building and talk to those people again.
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Myra, Joy, and to anyone else who believe that Myra is Dorleins Mother.
You people make me sick. First Myra didn't give birth to Dorlein. Dorlee did. Next You have no rights to Dorlein. DORLEIN IS NOT YOUR CHILD. SHE NEVER WILL BE. GIVE HER BACK TO HER REAL PARENTS. YOUR EVIL.WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH DORLEE ANYWAYS??????
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Tony
You gave my best friend drugs knowing they killed your girlfriend, and then you let him overdose to be found dead on the side of the road the next morning. i hope you get killed in prison, you heartless fuck.
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 "fat-free" water
...umm, what?
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Ethos Water
hmmm. taylor buys this stuff. i don't really know how me drinking a bottle of gross plastic-tasting water can help get kids water... whatever! get a life, bottled water!
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carrie
who the fuck is dorlein anyway? do i even care? your list scares me. :|
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People who are liars and won't shut up.
You can't read Dorlee blogs how does it feel? huh? I bet your pissed to hell by now. Good. burn in hell bitches.
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Cows
they fucking smell. point blank.
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why does it matter what my name is?
if you compare my list to this cretins, you will see why. W T F ?
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 helen clark and the people who vote for her.
thanks to you people, i'm going to have to stay in school till i'm 18. i wan't to mae something of my life and you assholes are just fucking it up for me.
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 cromwell college
the 'teachers' just go on about unnessicary shit and they don't like me because i am intellegent. they are all fucking dumb. although mr Hepburn is'nt AS dumb.
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Pricey
i agree with most of the stuff that you said and i too hate bad grammar. but you piss me off because you think people learn grammar at school.
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School
they give me shit for being late when it's not even my fault, they punish me for being intellegent, they are DUMB FUCKS.
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gossips who say "oh my god i saw steven at the mall yesterday
could someone please explain to me why this steven is'nt allowed to go to the mall?
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Virus warning e-mails
I have yet to read one that proved to be legitimiate.
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People who speak in buzz words and catch phrases
You may think you sound smart, but you just sound ridiculous.
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 death
Because funerals are really boring
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Britney Spears
Trashy redneck.
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Tiger Woods fans
There is no excuse for his open-mike profanity and those of you who say it's proof of his "intensity" are seriously misguided.
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t-mobile
Add some coverage, will ya???!!!
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Fans of The Office
Yes, you're Dunderheads, all right. And that's not a good thing.
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The Office
Hate the British version. Hate the U.S. version. Reading "Dilbert" is less painful and takes less time.
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Denise Richards
Just when I thought my opinion of you couldn't get any lower, you go and star in a show about yourself featuring fornicating pigs, a dog that eats pig poop, and you cursing your way through an episode.
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Kellie Pickler
You embarrased yourself on "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?". You would have been roadkill on "Win Ben Stein's Money."
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Bill O'Reilly
Horrors! Jane Fonda is teaching the nation's adolescents to curse! That should be my job...
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President George W. Bush
Problem: Americans are killed in a terrorist attack by a hostile country. Solution: Declare war on the wrong country and send even more Americans there to be killed. Yep, makes perfect sense.
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COPYCATS
Your life ha what life? all you like is drama. so shutup and growup you need to get a life. I have one thankyou very much.
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People who exaggerate
Joy wood and Myra wood. You both really lied about everything. growup or shutup. why are you still telling lies? what are you like five.
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Shopping for bathing suits
Excruciating ritual I find myself doing every summer. Bad for my self confidence, my wallet, and my fucking feet. >:[
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'Sophisticated' boutique store employees
It's like, I already feel like an idiot for entering this bizarre worshipping place some call 'fashion boutiques'; I don't need you eyeing my style while I'm looking at some horrendous shirtdress. I really don't.
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People who don't abide by societies' "saved seat" rule
If I wanted the chair that I'm clearly reserving to be squashed by your fat ass, I would have surround it with Beef Franks. GTFO the chair, you rude bastard. Your buttsweat does not please me.
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Windows
Failage. Blowage. Suckage.
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Mrs. Prosser
A minor lunatic who scares me to the point where I think that hell has actually frozen over. I hate you. And your lesbian haircut makes you look like a fat, lesbian version of Elvis in drag. Please go shop somewhere other than Old Navy.
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Ethos Water
Man, I can appreciate what buying this water {supposedly} does for children with shit water, but $3.50? I got chapstick to be buyin', yo. Watch your back...
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people who obsessively chew on the opinion that Pretty.Odd. is a wannabe Beatles album :|
Like. dude, SERIOUSLY? Panic at the Disco... The Beatles. DUDE. Did your ear fucking catch fire. STFU, you obnoxious fool.
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bitches who invade on my ZOMGHOTGUY moments
Why make life worse for me? I just don't understand you people. Leave me and my fucking perverted stalking alone. Srsly.
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 Team IBUR
*insert scowl here* because they're fumbling n00bs and irritate the FUCK outta me. Sometimes.
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girls who idolize Marilyn Monroe
she had a horrible life where she was treated as an object learn from her mistakes not want to repeat them
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Nelly Furtado
sell out
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my ex-best friend
shes not my best friend
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crumbs in the butter
thats disgusting I don't want nasty unused bread crumbs on my toast
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mispelled words
didn't they teach spelling in kindergarden?
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Extroverts
your the ones who make people think there's something wrong with being silent on occassion
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car alarms
have they ever actually prevented car theft? their only redeeming value is a Dane Cook joke
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Paris Hilton
do u need to ask?
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**AA
Pretty evil bastards.
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Ryan
For having good views on country and rap "music" but not understanding anime.
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Metal Gear Solid 4
For being exclusive to a system which is essentially worthless to me.
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Starbucks
For selling a million types of "coffee" which are overpriced and no one with any sense of self respect could order. "I'd like a grande double chocolate frappechino with soy and absolutely no balls whatsoever"
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American English
Learn to spell properly and the proper uses of words.
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Aluminum
It's aluminium you fucking American half-wits.
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Matthew Somerton
Maths teacher. He does not know how to explain things in a way that is easy to understand. He is also constantly in my face at the moment. What does he not understand about avoidance? I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!
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Women who are Pro-life
stay the hell away from my ovaries. And quit bombing abortion clinics! What sense does that make?!?
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white people and 'nigger'
are you SERIOUSLY still asking why you can't say 'nigger'? Seriously? Ferreelz? Yeah I thought not.
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'swagg'
if you've ever said something like 'dey love mii swagg' chances are,, you suck and live with your parents.
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the mall on Friday/Saturday nights
I abhor children. Can we get a curfew down here???
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cockroaches
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Peach Fanta
for not being sold anywhere except for Atlanta. What an asshole move.
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the 'almost but not quite' orgasm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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heroin
you killed Janis Joplin!!!
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The Arbors in Mobile
you took 13 days to come fix my shower. You didn't even come look at it until after the fifth day i called. Fuck you.
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Space exploration
wow can we spend thatmoney on something more important, please? I dont' give a damn what lives on Mars.
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people who 'don't see race'
well you see it enough to mention that you 'don't see it'. Do you think i'm stupid? Who do you think yuo're talking to?
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guitar hero
How bout you spend that $100 to get your kid a beginner guitar and a chord book and something that might stick with him for longer than 5 months?
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Asians in SUVs
I once saw an asian do a 9 point turn in a Beetle. Everytime I ALMOST get sideswiped by an SUV, it's an asian person. I wish it weren't true.
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people who call your cell 3 times back to back when you don't answer
Did it ever occur to you that I may be sleeping, or shitting, or fucking? That's grounds for me to never call you again.
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Starbucks
for hiring pompous douchebags who look at me sideways when i ask for an application. And for asking 'what do you like best about coffee?' on your apps. Seriously?? Fuck you. (but gently cuz i kinda need a job.)
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streetwear
EXPENSIVE! WHY?!? Who spends $240 for jeans? Anyone who has that to spend on jeans doesn't have time to wear them, and anyone who can wear jeans to work doesn't work where they can afford to drop $200 on some gear.
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led zeppelin
for trying to pass songs by SEVERAL Black blues artists as your own.
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TVs in restaurants
wow how impersonal can we get? Sitting right across from each other and yuo'd rather watch a Nascar race.
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people who adopt asian babies
FUCK YOU. All these millions of kids over here who need homes and you go across the world?? FUCK. YOU. COMPLETELY. I hope your plane crashes with your precious prodigy baby. FUCK YOU.
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Mobile Police Department
4 tickets in a three month period? Stop giving me goddamn tickets! Do yuo SEE what I'm driving?!? Does it look like I can afford you a goddamn ticket?? STOP IT!
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Ebay
by the time i pay fees and shipping and envelopes..how much did I make?? Assholes.
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my 'incomplete'
i fucking hate school.
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BET
I'm a smarter man today for not watching you.
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Lil Wayne
3 Carters later and you still ain't said shit. Let it go and grow the fuck up.
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Etu Nu
Stop acting like bitches and start acting ilke men. I mean it.
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barsexuals
Girls that make out with other girls so guys will talk to them, or because it's 'cool and rebellious'. Bitch grow up.
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 StarSchmucks Coffee
Shitty, overpriced coffee, kills local coffee houses, and they charge for WiFi access?!? WTF!!! And three dollars for a frigging scone?!? It's a god damn biscuit, for crying out loud!
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attention whores
Look at every frigging idiot on MySpace. 'Nuff said.
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people's myspace pictures
Because it's just pictures of looseers who all SUCK DIRTY, UNWASHED ASS!!!
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grandparent rights 2
How does it feel knowing you will never see your grandchildren? Your the ones who tore your family apart with lies. I hope your happy with that. I wonder how everyone will feel when the truth cones out. how does it feel?
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grandparent rights
What the hell you people shouldn't have any rights to children that are not yours. Give that baby back to her mother and father. I will not stop until you do. she is not yours and she never will be. Your prue evil.
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 eurythmy
silk gowns are the devil. THE DEVIIIILLLL!!!
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The fact that there are too many things I hate to possibly list.
This universe is full of so much stuff I hate I couldn't possibly list it all.
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car alarms
They're loud and annoying and when they go off it's never because someone is stealing your car
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The Electoral College
It disenfranchises my vote for the democratic candidate because I live in Georgia
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Pricey
For being right apart from about the PS3. Pretty much nothing on PS3 has better graphics in reality, the online service actually works even if you have to pay for it and games are made on 360 because it's easier to develop for.
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cryboohoo
for having a fucking stupid opinion on everything, and calling some guy emo when the word emo was made up by the stupid mainstream
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Crocs
For looking stupid.
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Robert Kilroy-Silk
For being the same colour as Snubster's theme.
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Kavoura
For having some good ideas but some very silly ones like hating evolution.
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air0day
For not giving a proper reason for hating PHP
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John Galt
For being a hypocrit. How can you hate Kanye West for being racist yet automatically judge all Muslims?
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People who keep me awake or wake me up
I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP. Let me.
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Bureaucracy
To find out my reason please fill in this form to get the DTM102 application form. Thank you.
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Catherine Tate
For fucking up Doctor Who and being about as funny as rape.
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